>year of our lord 1347
>visiting farmers market
>luscious maiden doth spy me
>“withhold thyself, brother”
>she come hither to sit beside me
>feel her hand atop my leg
>my flesh doth rise to point heavenward
>she reaches for mine own garments
>mistakenly opens satchel
>pasta cascading outward
>mine countenance whereupon
what if bodies just had random errors like computers do
you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor
What kind of fucking computer errors are you getting?
Tumblr is basically like a big sleepover:
Extremely obscure illuminati theory’s
When you get really jealous over random shit that happened a while ago.
I don’t understand how all Muslims are called terrorists because of what one group of 19 extremist men did 13 years ago.
But white people aren’t called terrorists when they invaded their countries, killed millions of civilians, when they shoot up schools, shoot up movie theaters, and kill random POC. Isn’t that something.
Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the hecks going on
