imagine if your name was a swear word
motherfucker can you please come down to the office
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omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word
shut the brittany up go chris yourself
this site is on drugs
this site isn’t drugs…WE ARE DRUGS
To all you experimenting drugs users out there
Please. Please. Please. Stay away from heroin and meth. Please.
Don’t say “I just wanna try it once, I can control myself.” Don’t say it.
Just please don’t ever do those two drugs. Please.
Please
THISSSSSS
also stay way from Molly and ecstasy. they are drugs found usually at raves and clubs and when taken cause the “happiness receptors” in your brain to be destroyed and can never be fixed meaning you will never feel happy again unless you take the drug again, which leads to dependence and overdose. these drugs also cause hyperthermia which causes your body to heat up at an alarming rate. seriously stay away from these.
We need more of these posts, educating us that not all drugs are harmful. We need more posts that give us information on safe environments for drug users, and what to do if something does go wrong. We need to be told how to safely do these drugs. Telling someone not to do drugs will just harm them more. I’d rather know how to do a certain drug safely than be oblivious and be severely harmed.
in middle school my church took a trip and our priest found a temporary tattoo on the floor of a gas station bathroom and put it on later we had to take him to the hospital bc it was laced with LSD
"LSD causes users to lose weight."
That makes sense. It’s kind of hard to get to the fridge when there’s a dragon guarding it.
business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they don’t know you in your econ lecture on monday morning
fuck with a psych major then
psych majors will do lsd with you and tell you that they’ve never felt as connected to anyone as they do to you in that moment and then as soon as their trip ends they will spend the rest of your relationship disappointed because they know they’ll never feel as strongly about you sober as they did while on acid and when you take notice of that and comment that they seem to be growing distant they will psychoanalyze you and claim that you just think that because you have abandonment issues stemming from early childhood trauma
fuck with an art major then
art majors will nut on your back and hand you their paint rag to wipe it off with and then when you don’t return their calls the next day they’ll make a painting entitled Succubus. 2015 (oil and tears on canvas, 36" x 48")
Fuck with a film major
film majors will invite you over to “watch a movie and chill” and you’ll assume he means watch the first five minutes of something on netflix before getting distracted and banging but no. he has a french new wave film set up for the two of you to actually watch and you don’t understand french but he refuses to put on subtitles because he feels it undermines the artistic integrity of the work. when the movie is over he’ll undress you but not to have sex, just to “admire” your body. also he inexplicably smells like cigarettes even though he doesn’t smoke
Took 6 mg of Xanax and I feel great. My buddy said if I could get a job within a week he would buy me a free half gram of no 3 powder stuff. And guess who got the job? Me.
